Happy New Year, Jews

"According to the Jewish calendar, the year is 5769. According to the Chinese calendar, the year is 4706.
This means that the Jews went without Chinese food for 1,063 years.
This period was known as the Dark Ages."

(Courtesy of Heather via forwarded email...sometimes they are funny)

In honor of the new year I give you a picture of me on a stripper pole pedi-cab: