This email was actually sent to all of the Google NY office:
"There is a concern about the creative genius in the office in regards to having a "Most Offensive" Costume category at this Friday's Halloween celebration. And we want parents to be able to bring their kids. So in order to "keep it legal" we are changing the "Most Offensive" category to "Your Favorite Emoticon." And I'm hoping to see lots of crabs/tongs! Thanks in advance for understanding.
This seems like it could have been signed Micheal Scott. Goog is the new Dunder Mifflin?
P.S.Since when are crabs not offensive....